First week of school:
Bitch, I’m gonna work so fucking hard. I’m getting straight A’s!
Second week:
Screw this shit. I give up.
REAAAAAAAAL SHIT… LMAAAO!
i was done when i stepped in
True.
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ONLY 1 IN 10 CATS ARE BORN WITH BACON TAPED TO IT. GINGER HAS GONE THROUGH SEVERAL TREATMENTS BUT THERE IS NOT YET A CURE. REBLOG OR YOU HAVE NO HEART DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST THIS. THIS IS A REAL ISSUE HERE. ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS! 90 PERCENT OF TUMBLR WOULD SCROLL PAST THIS. REBLOG IF YOURE THE 10 PERCENT THAT CARES. i am fucking screaming i just cried. (via 1158pm)
9gag: HAHAHAHA
When the teacher says “Class, do you have any questions?”
Outside:
“No, ma’am”
Inside:
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I hate it when someone starts to tell you something but they end up saying “Nevermind.”
LOL! I’m guilty of this.
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